breakdowns come and breakdowns go

From Twitter 08-03-2010

Aug. 4th, 2010 at 3:11 AM

notemily: Photo of me, a white girl in her mid-20s, wearing glasses, smiling, looking up and to the right (white collar - it's better with diana)

00:06:31: @katelinnea It was 1998. There was none of this "email" you speak of. (OK, there was.)
00:14:56: @katelinnea Me too! Everyone had AOL. But TV shows never get the internet right, they usually get it COMICALLY WRONG.
00:18:50: A quarter! Hot diggety dog, now I can do moar laundry. #MOAR
00:19:33: Also is it just me or is there all kinds of stuff on the backs of pennies now?
00:20:47: Aw, Oliver just climbed to the top of his cage and couldn't get down. #meeew
00:22:23: @katelinnea Gossip Girl is ALL ABOUT the internets. Surveillance culture! Jacob's recaps!
00:22:44: Cats: Great at up. Not so great at down.
00:24:31: @katelinnea Yes, we are the founders of the We Love Jacob fan club.
00:27:21: Oliver is starting to REALLY hate going in the cage for the night. Don't worry Ollie, you'll have a whole place of your own soon.
00:27:53: He actually clung to the bars of the cage as I tried to put him inside. NOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEE
00:30:31: @katelinnea Hee, Gail!
01:05:31: Aw, I have two happy, sleeping kittens. Job for day: done.
14:02:40: Hit head on counter at work. Oww.
20:02:29: Awww, he has a crush!! #whitecollar
20:03:12: Not only a crush, he has a crush APPOINTMENT! #whitecollar
20:04:14: "What are you doing in a federal building dressed like Truman Capote?" #whitecollar
20:05:10: "Don't get near me." Hee! #whitecollar
20:11:01: Aww, poor Mozzie, always the quirky friend. #whitecollar
20:17:15: Haha, Neal is like THANKS FOR BLOWING MY COVER, GUISE. #whitecollar
20:22:29: Why are they all saying "per-MITS" instead of "PER-mits"? #whitecollar
20:37:36: Ahahaha, the open shirt is a nice touch. #whitecollar
20:38:22: @LizLovesSVU He's apparently from upstate NY, which could be considered nearly Canadian.
20:38:56: Ho-tel, mo-tel, holiday inn... #whitecollar
20:39:42: @notasecretagent Wasps are fucked up.
20:45:35: On page 133 of 288 of Bad Astronomy: He keeps saying "solar eclipses are rare." T... http://bit.ly/bdEFF9
20:46:50: Which book is that? #whitecollar
20:48:05: Wow, apparently Mozzie DOES have perfect recall. #whitecollar
20:49:05: I really love Neal's house. #whitecollar
20:49:32: Mozzie has seen "The Princess Bride" way too many times. #whitecollar
20:53:24: On page 133 of 288 of Bad Astronomy: For example, the most recent solar eclipse was only vi... http://bit.ly/aIidvy
20:53:37: @SnarkysMachine Bwahahaha
20:54:42: @bryn_elizabeth He just keeps switching the mugs back and forth. "I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!" etc.
20:58:03: @cleolinda The ways of tumblr are mysterious.
20:58:55: Bawwwww. #whitecollar
20:59:53: That was a great episode. #whitecollar
21:00:26: Covert Affairs time! #covertaffairs
21:01:29: Awww, Annie thinks Auggie is cute!! #covertaffairs #ship
21:02:54: "[intriguing music]" still cracks me up. #covertaffairs #closedcaptions
21:03:43: People who never watch with closed captions are missing some unintentional comedy.
21:08:31: SQUEE #covertaffairs
21:11:01: RT @bryn_elizabeth: "It's hard to figure out who's on my team." "I am, okay. I'm on your team." AWWWW. #CovertAffairs
21:19:54: I love the look on Annie's face when he says "shack up." #covertaffairs
21:22:37: @bryn_elizabeth Hahaha.
21:28:21: "Neshama" means "spirit", "soul" or "breath" apparently. #covertaffairs
21:33:01: @bryn_elizabeth I love them.
21:33:37: I kind of really hate Joan and whatshisface. We get it, your marriage sucks. #covertaffairs
21:34:33: IMPRACTICAL SHOES #covertaffairs
21:35:39: August, hee. #covertaffairs
21:38:07: BEST. CODE NAME. EVAR. #covertaffairs
21:40:07: @bryn_elizabeth Pretty Woman is highly enjoyable.
21:40:24: Seriously, best code name evar. #covertaffairs
21:42:21: I know it's a place, but I prefer to think they named her after the font. #covertaffairs
21:48:07: Annie is like "EYEROLL SO HARD" #covertaffairs
21:57:43: @notasecretagent I like anything by the Supremes, including "Where Did Our Love Go" and "You Can't Hurry Love."
21:58:32: @notasecretagent Temptations "Ain't Too Proud to Beg"
21:59:00: BLAH I AM SO SICK OF YOUR MARRIAGE/WORK BULLSHIT #covertaffairs
22:05:06: Yeah, I'm sure undocumented immigrants never love their kids. #dailyshow
22:14:12: @cleolinda What do you hate about i?
22:14:17: @cleolinda ....t
22:35:49: @katelinnea Eric Balfour is in everything.
22:36:08: @katelinnea I kind of want it to be the matchbox twenty Rob Thomas.
22:44:29: Haha, Oliver keeps biting on the cord to the blinds, and trying to carry it away from the window. He seems confused that it won't leave.
23:44:34: @annaham Congrats!